Release Date: May 28, 2004
© 2004 Jesse Mank BMI

Percy "thrills" Hussalonia is a 32minute pop record. An ideal length to play in the car while you run short errands: the post office, the video store, the grocer, a quick drive past your ex-girlfriend/boyfriend's apartment. You'll probably hear the entire disc just in time to get back home and spend the evening Googling his or her name. Or maybe you'd prefer to listen to the disc with headphones on while you pen your ex a coy love letter, only to crumple it up afterwards. You weren't really going to mail that thing, were you? I mean, get over it already.

Percy "thrills" Hussalonia has a good deal of songs about relationships, as well as songs about:

* Spending money that you don't have on CDs that you don't really need.
* Ordering a paperback book with a thirty-year old order form.
* How leaving your friends at a bar in a drunken state is kind of like a cliff hanger episode on TV.
* The radio, and how bad it is, unless you're Viacom or Infinity or Clear Channel.
* Being hopeful is a pretty destructive state if you're pretty set on things working out in your favor.

"Concise! Not a moment wasted or needlessly repeated!"
-Nina Peel, author of Say it, Faster!

"Percy sounds like the White Album, had it been written in 1965, but recorded in 1971"
-Bernard Fenton, author of 1985-An Orwellian Sequel

"Thomas Edison would be pleased to see how much electricity Hussalonia used in the making of this CD. Not because he was the first man to tame nature's beast, but because he owned the electric company."
-Sandy Carter, author of Electric Means Electric!

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