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Buy Your Very Own Original Hussalonia Song

Hussalonia is now offering a very unique opportunity for the Hussalonia elite. For $100 (USD) you can purchase an original Hussalonia song that will be written exclusively for you and guaranteed to never be released. Once you are sent the high quality MP3 (320 kbps), the Hussalonia founder promises to erase all the master files as well as his own copy of the song, making you the only person in the world with a copy of the song! Click on the cash register below for more information.

Click here to learn more about buying your own Hussalonia song.

Exculsive Material

Hussalonia will now be releasing exclusive material to people on the mailing list – probably a single or EP at the end of each year. These songs will never appear on any Hussalonia official release.

Why are we doing this? Because sometimes songs lie around in a vault, unreleased. Perhaps they don't fit on an album. Or then perhaps they're not up to the stringent Hussalonia standards of quality. What can one do? Better than delete the files, we have decided to offer them in a limited edition fashion to those who might be curious. Be one of the Hussalonia elite!

If you are not yet on the mailing list, you may sign up on the Contact page of this website. Mailings are generally sent out twice a year. No spam. No funny business. Just a biannual update and exclusive free music. What?

Hussalonia Purchased by Nefarico™, Soap Manufacturer
02.07.11

omg lol wtfPop music cult Hussalonia has been purchased by Nefarico™, manufacturer of fine luxury soaps, for an undisclosed amount in early 2011. In a press conference held last week, Nefarico™ CEO Arkhip Kozlov assured the public that the Hussalonia Internet Concourse will continue to operate in a relatively unchanged state. All music on the site will still be available for free, though it is rumored that Nefarico™ will begin placing advertisements for their fine luxury soap products on the site sometime within the coming year. Yet another stipulation of the purchase is that the Hussalonia founder will no longer be able to use his name or likeness in association with Hussalonia. As a result of this stipulation, all evidence of his name and face was removed from the site in mid-January 2011. It is widely believed that Nefarico™ purchased Hussalonia in order to employ the founder to write commercial jingles for their fine luxury soaps. (Indeed, the company's recent radio jingle for Puffy Caustic Soda Flakes — "It's a Fine Day to Be Caustic" — bears a striking resemblance to the work of the Hussalonia founder.) Because the Hussalonia founder is ultimately under strict contract to Nefarico™, it is unclear whether or not he will be allowed to continue releasing original material of his choice on this site. Sources close to the founder say that he has already begun releasing music on another site under an undisclosed pseudonym.

Hussalonia Mixes New Roger Bryan and the Orphans Record
03.13.10

omg lol wtfFellow Buffalonians Roger Bryan and the Orphans' new album, Wolves, was mixed and mastered by the Hussalonia founder. It comes highly recommended for fans of heart-on-the-sleeve rock and roll ala The Replacements, You Am I, Wilco, and Ryan Adams. You can buy the MP3 album ($8.99) and preview tracks at Amazon.com by clicking this. Or, if you're really cool (and we know you are), you'll buy the 12" vinyl LP directly from Roger Bryan's website ($10 plus shipping) by clicking this.

Fan Website Attempts to Write About Every Hussalonia Song
02.21.10

omg lol wtfInspired by Anthony Ling's Every Bob Dylan Song website, writer and Hussalonianite Leonard Kirke has started a blog wherein he is attempting to write about each and every Hussalonia song, seemingly in chronological order. This, as one could imagine, is a major undertaking of little reward. Let it be known that Mr. Kirke is in no way affiliated with Hussalonia, nor will he receive any compensation for his work. He writes from his own desire to write and to benevolently spread the Hussalonia word. The Hussalonia Internet Concourse applauds Mr. Kirke's commendable efforts to raise Hussalonia awareness by giving each Hussalonia song a moment in the World Wide Web. We have found his initial installments to be insightful, honest, confessional, and enchantingly tangental. Everything one could hope for in a blog about Hussalonia. Read for yourself by clicking this.